While awake...

Completely stranded in the desert that is our apartment I decided to go on one last expedition to the cupboard in hope of "something good." Now I studied French instead of German but thank God for Katzen Pfotchen! Poor fools here on the other side of the globe have little if any understanding of the delicacies they choose to spit at. I could share a few anecdotes and recommendations but it would be like throwing pearls before swine.

A very reluctant P.S. just because I am way too nice.
Salzige Heringe
...and that's it! No more!